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Why hello there. :3 I'm Joey. I reblog lots of things (Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Sherlock, Hetalia, social justice). These are my thoughts and beliefs. Enjoy.
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bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

3 days ago on April 20th | J | 41,640 notes

raven-liebt-cheburashka:

sizvideos:

Watch this incredible Honda commercial

THIS FUCKED UP MY BRAIN.

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 374,588 notes

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 251,056 notes

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 72,417 notes

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

Friendly reminder to wash your fucking dirty disgusting hands :-)

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 103 notes

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 406,532 notes

leowithani:

Shut you up real fast.

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 223,148 notes

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
4 days ago on April 19th | J | 60,619 notes
thesarahholder:

Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.

thesarahholder:

Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.

4 days ago on April 19th | J | 1,115 notes